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Buttholes: My case for intelligent design

Disclaimer: While this post will not doubt come across satirical or funny, im being quite serious, but lighten up. If you chuckle while reading that’s ok!!

You have evolution (another quick disclaimer, im no scientist, this entire post is my theories not fact, food for thought) and people think that is the be all, end all. I personally think evolution is true, but i think it goes hand in hand with intelligent design. I think there was some thought put into making us and then perhaps evolution took over after we were set here. Of all the things to use for my argument i am using the butthole, i know weird right? Let me break it down. Most creatures on this earth (not all) have some sort of covering for their butthole. I  don’t know the exact numbers but id venture that about 80% of living things on this earth have a covered or otherwise concealed butthole and 20% just have it exposed (think bamboons). Humans have buttcheeks and unless your in a precarious position your not going to see the actual butthole, dogs and cats have tails that usually hang down over it (although lets admit it some dogs and cats are dirty mofo’s and they walk around tail up). Fish, have it underneath and its usually invisible the way it blends with their scales, birds also have it underneath and its covered by feathers.

Now your thinking “ok cool, but where does intelligent design come into play?”

Well let me ask you this, why on earth would evolution give two craps about modesty? Evolution seems to only care about 1 thing….functionality. So when you have all the creatures and their dirty little buttholes are covered so the world doesn’t have to see it, it makes you wonder…or at least it makes me wonder. To me it seems like there was some forethought put into that design, like someone or something said “hey, lets uhm, cover that little dirty area up, shall we?”

Again feel free to explain to me why evolution would do that, why would it care? Now inside the human body there are much more complex systems that over the years plenty of people have said “look at this, look at the way this functions and tell me that wasn’t designed by some sort of engineer”. While i agree, lots can be explained by evolution but again, i don’t see the argument for the modesty. I just cant see how over time evolution would cover up all these creatures nasty buttholes because well…..its just in poor taste to have them exposed. Give me a break, yeah evolution did that!

I didn’t even mention religion and im not going to. Whatever entity you think designed us is of no matter to me. The ultimate question is, were we designed? Did we evolve? Or was it both?

I’m a very open minded down to earth person so i welcome all comments and thoughts on the matter, just be nice about it. When you yell, type in all caps and have to insult someone with your response it takes all the validity out of your argument.

So there you have it, buttholes: proof of intelligent design!

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